Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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