omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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