can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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