He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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