guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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