I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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