Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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