Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I forget how to act sober
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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