Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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