Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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