I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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