hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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