Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
