I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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