I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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