people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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