you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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