in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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