We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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