ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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