If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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