I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The power of my boobs compel you
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
