I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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