i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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