I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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