i barfeds in our rink
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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