I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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