No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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