Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
