guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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