SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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