just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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