Pappa wants mamma naked
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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