I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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