I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Vodka?
Forever.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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