When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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