Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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