I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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