It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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