Apparently you make a good broom.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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