well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
