In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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