Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my being single is dangerous.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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