doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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