ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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