you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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