ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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