ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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