Will you blow on my dice?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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