Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i barfeds in our rink
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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