So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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