Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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