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(713): View more from Texas

Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.

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i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie

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(517): View more from Michigan

if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy

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(708): View more from Illinois

youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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(607): View more from New York

Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me

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You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.

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