but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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