If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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