And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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